I'm back after a very long exam break, and i'm pleased to announce that this page is more than a year old! haha...
Anyways, I was back from a Hari Raya gathering at my third cousin's brother's wife's sister's stepniece's great aunt (twice removed) place. I overheard some relatives I can't recognise. I thought they were cultutrally philistines, they asked if I liked music that, you know, teenagers like to hear to hear these days, so I said anything goes, in fact I was listening to the second movement of Brandenburg Concerto No.5 so I said I was listening to Bach. The woman said she admired Bach a lot, and she just saw Bach got on the bus 700 to Bugis that very morning. That is one dumb lady, everyone knows 700 doesn't go to Bugis.
Anyway, to today's discursive topic, ever wondered how the process in which the choosing of which Malaysian to send to the moon? Here's a probable theory.
After months of hunting, three people were finally chosen as finalists. One of them was Dr. Muzaphar, the other was Tan Chow Kit and the last one was Salman Singh. When the prime minister His Excellency Dr. Abdullah Badawi personally came to ask every one of them if there were any requests they would like, Ah Kit was first to express his request. He asked for 1 million ringgit lest anything happens to him if he were in space, at least he is assured his family is well-insured.
Dr Muzaphar (my sincerest of apologies to Malaysians who is happening to read this, please understand this is just my theory and if I have offended you in any way, please accept my sincerest of apologies) came up to His Excellency the Prime Minister and said he wanted 500,000 ringgit for his wife. However, since he has 4 wives, he therefore asked for 2 million ringgit. His Excellency was shell-shocked, and said he would think about it.
Last of all was Salman. He asked for 3 million ringgit. His excellency had an even ruder shock and asked him why. Salman said, "The first million is for you, sir" Of course His Excellency was pleased. "The second million is for my family at home" His excellency asked what he was to do with the third million. Salman's face lit up and said, "The third million is to send the Malay up the moon!"
That was how Dr. Muzaphar got to the moon and Salman Singh got 1 million ringgit richer. Please understand this is just a theory, and I apologise for anyone who takes offence. No hard feelings ok?
I think that's it for today, I will write on Thursday after 8 p.m. Malaysia, Singapore and China and 9 p.m. North and South Korea and Japan. See you then!
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